Brett Kavanaugh: Hey Lionel, have you ever wondered about what are bail-in laws? They seem to be a hot topic these days.

Lionel Messi: Bail-in laws? I have no idea what those are, Brett. Do they have anything to do with recent privacy laws or law considered liberal arts?

Brett Kavanaugh: Well, they are related to financial regulations. But speaking of laws, have you ever had to deal with art agreements contracts in your career?

Lionel Messi: No, not really. But I have had to sign plenty of legal documents, like the Citibank name change form when I moved to a new club.

Brett Kavanaugh: Ah, yes. Legal paperwork can be a hassle. Have you ever compared contract hire and leasing options for your cars?

Lionel Messi: Not really, I leave that to my financial advisors. But I have had to deal with real estate contracts when I was buying properties.

Brett Kavanaugh: Legal matters are so complicated, aren’t they? Have you ever read any legal writing PDFs to brush up on your knowledge?

Lionel Messi: No, I leave that to the experts. As a footballer, my job is to play the game, not to understand the intricacies of the law!